Identity Crisis

Christmas Elf, Nipper Twinkle-toes, reporting in for blogging duty today. What? That name isn't good enough? How about my bunny name, Mandy Cheeks McGee--is that any better? Or do you prefer my monkey name, Crazy Orangutang?

Hey, don't be so picky; I've got scads of names to choose from now. Low down scum o' the seven seas pirate names (Red Anne Cash), lofty and graceful elfin names (Lúthien Tîwele), futuristic Jedi names (Decam Hebry of the planet Aviane), and even some names that were to embarrassing to mention . . . take my word for it, you don't want Professor Poopypants to change your name for you!

Yes, thanks to http://generatorblog.blogspot.com/ I can be whoever I want to be. Now, if I could only figure out who that person is.